Humor
This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- 13
Submitted by Dale M. Cannon on Sat, 10/18/2008 - 15:14“Raff!” shouts the sales clerk, “Comment allez vous?”
“Tres bien,” Raphael replies, “Est-ce que tu connais mes amis?”
“Un peu. Porquois ils et tu entre sans habiillement?”
“Long story,” Raphael replies.
Then he turns to me.
Songs of Innocence & Experience
Submitted by Laika on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 12:17TWO TALES OF AMERICAN BOYHOOD...
Canyon Sketches
Submitted by L D Welch on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 00:51Excerpts from a longer work:
The Canyon Sketches
(An Irreverent History)
This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- 12
Submitted by Dale M. Cannon on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 17:44Nobody’s watching as I look around to see if anybody’s watching. There’s the door. Here I am. There’s everybody else.
This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- 11
Submitted by Dale M. Cannon on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 17:04“That is quite all right,” Chloe replies, “I think we should consider other matters.”
This Is an Unexpected Bump for Sure
Submitted by Dale M. Cannon on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 15:53This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure
by D. Maxim
This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- 10
Submitted by Dale M. Cannon on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 11:11
Hey! Says Raphael, How come people are looking for you?
I really don’t know – you’d have to ask them.
I asked one guy once and he looked at me in such a way that I never asked the question again.
Did he say anything?
This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- Chapter 9
Submitted by Dale M. Cannon on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 17:43
What the?
This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- Chapter 8
Submitted by Dale M. Cannon on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 18:31
This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- Chapter 7
Submitted by Dale M. Cannon on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 17:34The clothes! The clothes!
The clothes.
We’re naked!
This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- Chapter 6
Submitted by Dale M. Cannon on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 16:30Well, here’s what I did. I decided there’d be eight doors. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do
An octave of doors.
This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- Chapter 5
Submitted by Dale M. Cannon on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 16:13It was morning. Cloey got up, went into the bathroom. I heard the shower running. Shower turned off.
The Deaf Genie
Submitted by stanman on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 09:53One Day, there were two friends sitting down to eat in a local cafe. When Dinner was ordered, they began to talk.
"Well Tommy, it looks like your operation went well."
Liver And Cheese
Submitted by stanman on Mon, 07/07/2008 - 22:13
One day there were three male dogs: a Collie from the Lassie series, a Golden Retriever from the Air Bud movies and the Taco Bell Chihuahua trying to win the heart of a lady poodle.
This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure - Chapter 3
Submitted by Dale M. Cannon on Wed, 06/25/2008 - 11:32
“Where you been?”
“At a dock.”
“Are you sick?”
Please Insert 25¢
Submitted by Laika on Tue, 06/17/2008 - 00:16PLEASE INSERT 25¢
A SHORT CON
by Johnny Bananas
Stop Me If You've Heard This One, God
Submitted by Admin on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 00:28Stop Me If You've Heard This One, God
Divide by Zero and Conquer
Submitted by HeatherRoseBrown on Tue, 06/03/2008 - 21:49A student discovers the secret her teachers have been keeping from her. Enraged at being deceived, she decides to take things into her own hands and share the truth she's uncovered with other students before she's silenced by the faculty.
Divide by Zero and Conquer
Copyright 2008 by Heather Rose Brown
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This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- Chapter 2
Submitted by Dale M. Cannon on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 19:29
Bop!
A dock!
The best laid plans of mice and men.
Talk about gangin agley!
The Dragon, the Unicorn, and a Girl Named Food
Submitted by HeatherRoseBrown on Fri, 05/23/2008 - 00:09Dragons gotta eat ... so do unicorns. This isn't good news for a girl named Food.
This Is An Unexpected Bump For Sure - Chapter 1
Submitted by Dale M. Cannon on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 15:39
Trouble at Grandma's
Submitted by wigopa on Sun, 05/11/2008 - 17:38The silver Dodge Durango, pulled up the gravel road toward a grey house with blue edging. Flowers bloomed all around, the air was heavy with the scent of their blooms.
Two Trouble Makers
Submitted by wigopa on Sun, 05/11/2008 - 17:35"Momma, Momma," shouted a raven-haired, little 5 year old girl.
Five Too Many
Submitted by Admin on Sun, 04/20/2008 - 01:42When should you stop? When you've got...
Five Too Many
by Joyce Melton
Eskimo Blue Day
Submitted by Ronnie Prima on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 02:42Eskimo Blue Day
by Roger Di Prima
License to Deadpan
Submitted by Admin on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 02:04A nearly empty nightclub, a tall, skinny man with no expression at all stands in a pool of light....
License to Deadpan
by Joyce Melton
