Humor

This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- 13

“Raff!” shouts the sales clerk, “Comment allez vous?”
“Tres bien,” Raphael replies, “Est-ce que tu connais mes amis?”
“Un peu. Porquois ils et tu entre sans habiillement?”
“Long story,” Raphael replies.
Then he turns to me.

Skids and Digger

                   SKIDS AND DIGGER

Songs of Innocence & Experience

TWO TALES OF AMERICAN BOYHOOD... 

 Songs of Innocence and Experience 
 
by   LAIKA PUPKINO
 

Canyon Sketches

Excerpts from a longer work:

The Canyon Sketches
(An Irreverent History)

Tiny Johnson

                          Tiny Johnson

This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- 12

Nobody’s watching as I look around to see if anybody’s watching.  There’s the door.  Here I am.  There’s everybody else. 

This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- 11

“That is quite all right,” Chloe replies, “I think we should consider other matters.”

This Is an Unexpected Bump for Sure

This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure

by D. Maxim

This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- 10

 

Hey!  Says Raphael, How come people are looking for you?

I really don’t know – you’d have to ask them.

I asked one guy once and he looked at me in such a way that I never asked the question again.

Did he say anything?

This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- Chapter 9

 

What the?

This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- Chapter 7

The clothes!  The clothes!

The clothes.

We’re naked!

This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- Chapter 6

Well, here’s what I did.  I decided there’d be eight doors.  Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do

An octave of doors.

This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- Chapter 5

It was morning.  Cloey got up, went into the bathroom.  I heard the shower running.  Shower turned off.

An Awful Short Story

 

 An Awful Short Story

 

The Deaf Genie

 One Day, there were two friends sitting down to eat in a local cafe. When Dinner was ordered, they began to talk.

"Well Tommy, it looks like your operation went well."

Liver And Cheese

One day there were three male dogs: a Collie from the Lassie series, a Golden Retriever from the Air Bud movies and the Taco Bell Chihuahua trying to win the heart of a lady poodle.

This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure - Chapter 3

 

“Where you been?”

“At a dock.”

“Are you sick?”

Please Insert 25¢

PLEASE INSERT 25¢

A SHORT CON

by Johnny Bananas 

The Gullibility Tester hangs on the wall at Epstein's Bar, my favorite watering hole. Unlike a lot of novelty machines that claim to test people for intangible qualities, this one actually works. I know because I designed it.
 

Stop Me If You've Heard This One, God

Stop Me If You've Heard This One, God

 
by Joyce Melton

Divide by Zero and Conquer

A student discovers the secret her teachers have been keeping from her. Enraged at being deceived, she decides to take things into her own hands and share the truth she's uncovered with other students before she's silenced by the faculty.

Divide by Zero and Conquer
Copyright 2008 by Heather Rose Brown
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This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- Chapter 2

 

Bop!

A dock!

The best laid plans of mice and men.

Talk about gangin agley!

The Dragon, the Unicorn, and a Girl Named Food

Dragons gotta eat ... so do unicorns. This isn't good news for a girl named Food. 

Trouble at Grandma's

The silver Dodge Durango, pulled up the gravel road toward a grey house with blue edging. Flowers bloomed all around, the air was heavy with the scent of their blooms.

Two Trouble Makers

"Momma, Momma," shouted a raven-haired, little 5 year old girl.

An Irish Tale

A beerly true story

An Irish Tale

Five Too Many

When should you stop? When you've got...

Five Too Many 

by Joyce Melton

 

Eskimo Blue Day

 Eskimo Blue Day

by  Roger Di Prima

License to Deadpan

A nearly empty nightclub, a tall, skinny man with no expression at all stands in a pool of light....

License to Deadpan

by Joyce Melton 

 

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