This is an Unexpected Bump for Sure -- Chapter 6

Well, here’s what I did.  I decided there’d be eight doors.  Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do

An octave of doors.

Yes

But I see doors as far as the eye can see.

But there are eight special ones.

And if they’re scattered all over the place?  How do we find them all?

That’s the good part.  I decided they would all be in one place – so you’d knock on a door and the note would sound.

So that’s it we go knocking on all these doors until we find that sound?

Right.

BUT THEY ALL MAKE A SOUND!!!

You’re shoulder’s getting redder.

Turn around

SLAP!!!

OUCH!!!!  That was on my sunburn!!!

Right.

Here we are, we meet.  We strike up a nice relationship . . . and what do you do?  You put me in the middle of this god-forsaken place naked and then when I want to go back, I end up in traffic naked.  And I tried it several times with several different doors and always ended up in the middle of a busy street.

That was comic relief.

SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH

SLAP OUCH

I’ll comic relief you, you . . .

We need to find some shade and some clothes

No shucks, Sherlock!

This is a fine mess you’ve gotten us into Ollie.

I didn’t mean it.

You mean thinking it up and writing it into the story – you didn’t mean that . . .

Well  . . .