The Deaf Genie

 One Day, there were two friends sitting down to eat in a local cafe. When Dinner was ordered, they began to talk.

"Well Tommy, it looks like your operation went well."

"Thanks Saul, My surgery was a success, the hospital was able to cure my cancer."

"Good for you my friend, I know that you are happy now. By the way, your job at my company is waiting for you."

"Thanks, you are such a good friend to me. Thanks for being there."

"Anytime my friend, anytime."

Then a call came from the smoking section for a lighter. Tommy quickly pulled out a very large Bic lighter and handed it over to the waitress and told her they could keep it.

"Tommy, where did you get that monster lighter from?" Saul asked in wonder.

"Oh, I got it from my Genie."

"Aw, come on now Tommy, there are no such things as Genies."

"I'll prove it by letting him grant you a wish. But I must caution you that he is hard of hearing."

"O.K. my friend, prove it."

Then Tommy pulled out a lamp and rubbed it until a small Genie appeared. "Yes oh Master, how may your humble servant meet your needs?"

"Genie, I ask you to grant my friend Saul a wish."

"Yes My Master, your Wish is my Command," said the Genie, turning too Saul, he asked, "What is your Wish oh Master?"

"I want a million bucks," said a stunned Saul.

"Your Wish is granted," said the Genie, then he clapped his hands and vanished. All of a sudden, the cafe was filled to overflowing with ducks of all kind.

"I said bucks, NOT ducks," complained Saul.

"Yeah, I told you, he was hard of hearing. Do you think I asked for the world's largest Bic?"

 

 

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