Mature Subjects
Containing themes or elements appropriate for mature readers
Usually considered not appropriate for young readers
Submitted by Ronnie Prima on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:54.
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I wheel my protest sign up to the 3rd floor. These sweetheart nurses are not so sweet now. "That is just ........ lovely."
I am halfway through Ob-Gyn when Miles catches up to me. "Goddamn it Roger! They'll fire you for sure for this!"
"I know, but Vince really needed this. Someone had to tell that swine off!"
"Security to second floor." says a voice from overhead.
"But what about the position this puts me in? I sure don't want to be the one who has to hold you for the sheriffs. Just put that away and get your ass off the grounds. And I think you need to find yourself some other place to stay..."
F**k uP
by Ronnie Prima
PART 3: CIGARS AND TRIPES FOREVER
Submitted by Ronnie Prima on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:46.
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My immediate boss was Vince, a hunched little character in a flat top who looked alarmingly like my father. Same basic face, like my dad had been put through a shrinking machine- one of those older models that left its payload oddly distorted; long dwarf's torso with a crease in the middle like he could fold up + fit in a suitcase going yapyapyapyapyap! A long term navy man who had LUXURIATED in that whole routine, everything "Sir/Yes Sir!" and polishing the widget-mounts; A fundamental intolerance for spontenaity or surprises ............ And with his anchor tattoos, cartoon New Yoiky accent and lumpy bald dome I soon came to think of him as Popeye. Only without the chuckle, the goodness or the heart ........... Eye Pop the evil Anti.
F**k uP
by Ronnie Prima
PART TWO: WURZAT ROSITA?
Submitted by Ronnie Prima on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:33.
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Occasionally I go spend the day at the old deserted airport ....... Signal Hill is pretty neat too- a barren hump covered with seesawing pumps, rusty oil tanks and the foundations of long-demolished houses ........ There is an ugly bar at a bowling alley I go to in the morning when no one bowls. But since it's so much cheaper to go drink in some park, bars are really not an option for me ....... And those gay ones I used to go to don't interest me, since I pretty much gave up on the whole idiot notion of sex ...... Nor am I interested in the fellowship of "others of my kind", since I'm no longer sure that I even HAVE a kind...
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F**k uP
by Ronnie Prima
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PART ONE: THE TYRANNY OF COMMON SENSE
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Submitted by Chairman on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 19:10.
There was an intoxicating pulse in the city tonight, it seemed to reach out and caress Salandra, begging her to succumb to it's allure. Something about this night in Chicago reminded her of the City of Angels, whispering and beckoning to her, that it had been too long since she'd frolicked in the seedy nightlife of a big city. The novelty of being alone and unrecognized fueled her q
Submitted by R.K.Galvez on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 20:35.
1: in which VeeCee and Von RapArd get dropped by their rich benefactors.
Submitted by Chairman on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 12:52.
“Ouch! Oh…ouchity…ouch…ouch!” Li-eira practically hopped on one foot as her body processed the painful prickling of a vine of thorns. She had been reaching for one of the loveliest pink roses and had carelessly neglected to see the patch of briars that was protecting it. Ugly red welts were already chasing the scratch up her arm, and the
Submitted by R.K.Galvez on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 00:50.
To Gamussi Rubello[a.k.a.Old Gammy Rubb]:
Submitted by PattieBFine on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 09:57.
- The Hidden Hazard -
- Of Being A Stuntman -
-By-
PattieBFine
* Chapter Four *
-The Creation Of Annie Begins-
Submitted by Laika on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 16:53.
It's December 1985. Jack Nemo has had no sleep for several nights in a row. It has been one weird interruption after another for this elderly knight of the road. Terribly fatigued he boards a city bus, simply hoping to catch a few z's out of the rain. But little does he realize that this bus---and existence as he knows it---are about to take a sudden detour into a chaotic realm of unrelenting strangeness, presided over by the chthonic entity known as...
Dr. Sleepypuppy
by Laika Pupkino
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Submitted by Chinaren on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 23:00.
Theodore the White swung his sword mightily, cleaving the zombie in two. It disintegrated in a dry explosion of dust and bone, choking him. Another of the monsters reached for him from behind, forcing him to reverse a short way and use his elbow barbs to fend if off. He felt the spike pierce rotten flesh, and heard the sickly sound of trapped air escaping from the zombies’ gut.
Submitted by Saint on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 23:19.
[This chapter contains some violence. It's pretty heavy, but not too bad, in my opinion. If it is too much, I apologize, but I don't know the standards you're used to here.]
Submitted by PattieBFine on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 08:46.
- The Hidden Hazard -
- Of Being A Stuntman -
-By-
PattieBFine
* Chapter Three *
Meeting Of The Minds-
Or, Danny gets Snowed!
Submitted by PattieBFine on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 08:25.
* Chapter Two *
The Show Must Go On!
“Well guys, looks like you can start packing it up.” said the production manager, Bob Wellington.
Submitted by PattieBFine on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 07:58.
This story is of a different parallel dimension, though it's much like ours. The technical advances are of a more biological nature and the plant life looks the same but has much different and more friendly properties for the humans that live there. In this one, only some of the females even smoke at all. It's not even hazardous for them... in fact it's loaded with beneficial natural hormonal stuff! Only the wise elder women even know of the benefits of it. Such stuff when smoked makes men ill in the mornings for days... naturally, for the first week or so at least... and they leave it well enough alone, though only such women and doctors... know the why of it.
- The Hidden Hazard -
- Of Being A Stuntman -
-By- PattieBFine
*Chapter One*
Where's The Beef?
Submitted by Laika on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 02:28.
WALK NORMAL IN NORWALK
≈►(0..0) ▬▀.|.▀▄▄סּ..סּ▲▓*..*▀◘≈►
(my couple of days in the nut house)
by Roger Di Prima
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Submitted by Laika on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 04:08.
Roger, Jerk & Roseanna---street people---spend the rainy winter of 1979 hunkered down in a banged up little mildew infested Dodge Dart. Be it ever so humble, it's home...
PLANET JERK
by Roger Di Prima
Submitted by Laika on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 03:43.
In the brave new world of tomorrow everyone is normal. But Timothy Roberts has a terrible secret. Despite being a product of the same genetic engineering and mind control implants as everyone else, and despite the government's insistance that mental aberrations like homosexuality and gender conflict are a thing of the past, he has known since adolescence that he's gay. He lives a life of deeply closeted desperation, haunted by the fear that he might be the last homosexual on Earth...
a clockwork fruit
by laika pupkino
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Submitted by vrbmft on Sat, 11/01/2008 - 03:12.
Submitted by Daughter of Theon on Sun, 10/19/2008 - 07:38.
The Children of Lilith
By Daughter of Theon
All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Leo Tolstoy:-Anna Karenina
Submitted by Laika on Wed, 10/08/2008 - 14:42.
The disappearance of a local high school girl has been on the news for several days now. A compact disk arrives at the police station relating a grotesque and utterly unbelievable tale. Is it the product of a deranged imagination or a factual account of an all-too-real horror lying just outside of our known reality?
FLESH
by Laika Pupkino
Submitted by L D Welch on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 00:51.
Excerpts from a longer work:
The Canyon Sketches
(An Irreverent History)
Submitted by Admin on Mon, 09/22/2008 - 03:21.
Submitted by Starla Anne on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 18:17.
Linda’s New Life
Chapter 9
By Starla Anne Lowry
Submitted by Laika on Sun, 06/22/2008 - 18:49.
WISH I WAS HERE
SIX SONGS
By LAIKA PUPKINO
(One of these tunes contains rather graphic language and is NOT suitable for children)
Submitted by Laika on Sat, 06/14/2008 - 21:51.
Just a dumb little tourist trap I went to a few times as a kid...
So why do I keep having nightmares about it?
CASTLE MYSTERII:
An Introduction to a Modern Myth
3 Documents From the Castle Mysterii Universe
The first piece House of Mystery is
by DAVID BARKER
It is the basis for the entire CM universe. The boxed
"biographical segment" & everything that follows is
by LAIKA PUPKINO
Submitted by Xenophon Hendrix on Fri, 06/13/2008 - 18:08.
Magician's Merger
by Xenophon Hendrix
Submitted by Daughter of Theon on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 11:38.
Heavy Metal Hell
By Daughter of Theon
On your journey cross the wilderness
From the desert to the well
You have strayed upon the motorway to hell
Chris Rea-Road To Hell (Part1)
Submitted by Xenophon Hendrix on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 00:54.
Submitted by Xenophon Hendrix on Tue, 05/20/2008 - 02:53.
Submitted by Xenophon Hendrix on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 18:49.
Chapter 1
In grade six I got the chicken pox, a bad case of the chicken pox. I remember feeling lousy, and the horrible itching. Then the hallucinations started. The giant bipedal rat was the worst. After that, my memories have a gap.
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