Laika Pupkino
Submitted by Laika on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 16:42.
THE EXCITING CONCLUSION!! ADULTS ONLY!!
A beleaguered sexual minority leads a high tech revolt against the evil Bruno's dictatorship. Will Tommy ever find his way back to reality? Or is THIS reality? Is FRFS (False Running Fantasy Syndrome) a legitimate diagnosis or merely a pop-psych fad? Is our dear Rosalie a true revolutionist or a double agent? Wow, is that a jetpack?! And what's John Williams doing with his Willie Johnson hanging out? It's all just...
TOO MUCH OF A GOODYEAR THING
by Laika Pupkino
PART 3: BLOWS AGAINST THE EMPIRE
Submitted by Laika on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 14:03.
While this story is intended as humorous some may find its coarse language & raunchy situations offensive .... ADULTS ONLY!!!
TOO MUCH OF A GOODYEAR THING
by Laika Pupkino
PART 2: SUPER HEROES & PSYCHO HUBBIES
Submitted by Laika on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 01:48.
While this story is intended as humorous some may find its coarse language & raunchy situations offensive .... ADULTS ONLY!
Tommy has very specific tastes in women. They have to be blonde. Blondes with enormous breasts. Blondes with huge breasts who are wearing rubber. And it has to be RED rubber. Needless to say his sex life is mostly a solo affair, confined to elaborate masturbation fantasies. But this morning his imagined scenarios are taking on a life of their own. Each starts out nice & smutty, until all at once his fetishwear Goddess realizes her taxes are due today, and suddenly she's driving them all over looking for 1021-J forms or whatever. A series of weird side plots taking our hero farther + farther afield from anything the least bit erotic. It is all...
TOO MUCH OF A GOODYEAR THING
by Laika Pupkino
PART ONE: THE TURING TEST
Submitted by Laika on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 04:30.
A wicked and decadent sequel to the Cinderella story...
Happily Ever After?
A Fractious Fairy Tale
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by Laika Pupkino
Submitted by Laika on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 03:43.
In the brave new world of tomorrow everyone is normal. But Timothy Roberts has a terrible secret. Despite being a product of the same genetic engineering and mind control implants as everyone else, and despite the government's insistance that mental aberrations like homosexuality and gender conflict are a thing of the past, he has known since adolescence that he's gay. He lives a life of deeply closeted desperation, haunted by the fear that he might be the last homosexual on Earth...
a clockwork fruit
by laika pupkino
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Submitted by Laika on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 17:36.
And Lo, the traveller came at last to the sky's edge. He put down his staff + poked his head thru the fabric of space, beholding the mighty clockwork of the cosmos, the great turning gears, the merry go round and the ferris wheel. He smelled the heavenly corndogs and heard the calliope music. And he said, "Hey wait for me you guys!"
An X is a KISS
but NOT when
playing SCRABBLE
by LAIKA PUPKINO
Submitted by Laika on Wed, 11/05/2008 - 19:48.
The Sleep of Reason Produces Marshmallows
Three Dream Transcripts
byLaika Pupkino
Submitted by Laika on Mon, 11/03/2008 - 01:08.
A fantasy adventure set in a strange indoor universe, inhabited by puppets, which is told in the form of a child's book report that keeps wandering off the topic...
HAPPY GETS SQUASHED
by Laika Pupkino
Submitted by Laika on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 12:17.
TWO TALES OF AMERICAN BOYHOOD...
Songs of Innocence and Experience
by LAIKA PUPKINO
Submitted by Laika on Wed, 10/08/2008 - 14:42.
The disappearance of a local high school girl has been on the news for several days now. A compact disk arrives at the police station relating a grotesque and utterly unbelievable tale. Is it the product of a deranged imagination or a factual account of an all-too-real horror lying just outside of our known reality?
FLESH
by Laika Pupkino
Submitted by Laika on Sun, 06/22/2008 - 18:49.
WISH I WAS HERE
SIX SONGS
By LAIKA PUPKINO
(One of these tunes contains rather graphic language and is NOT suitable for children)
Submitted by Laika on Sat, 06/14/2008 - 21:51.
Just a dumb little tourist trap I went to a few times as a kid...
So why do I keep having nightmares about it?
CASTLE MYSTERII:
An Introduction to a Modern Myth
3 Documents From the Castle Mysterii Universe
The first piece House of Mystery is
by DAVID BARKER
It is the basis for the entire CM universe. The boxed
"biographical segment" & everything that follows is
by LAIKA PUPKINO
Submitted by Laika on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 14:22.
THE KILLING FIELDS
AN ORAL HISTORY
as told to LAIKA PUPKINO
Submitted by Laika on Tue, 04/01/2008 - 10:36.
PLAINT #9 FROM OTHER SPACE
April 1, 2008
YOUR ATTENTION:
We the inhabitants of the higher dimensional continua have become increasingly annoyed at the manner in which what you call "other dimensions" are being portrayed in your world. We are by nature tolerant and easy-going, but we've just about had enough!
Submitted by Laika on Sat, 03/29/2008 - 02:25.
A story told in the form of an article about the old Humphrey Bogart movie that PULP FICTION was based on...
VINCE VEGA IN VITA-VISION
by Laika Pupkino
Submitted by Laika on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 20:47.
"Once we're big shot movie-star circus dwarfs we can confuse everybody!"
The Flying Babalooskis
~~ A Fantasy of Three Parts ~~
by Laika Pupkino
Submitted by Laika on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 17:08.
HEAVEN AND HEAVEN AND
HELL AND HELL AND HELL
by LAIKA PUPKINO
A collection of very short stories with religious themes that
takes us from the Dawn of Time to The End of Days...
Submitted by Laika on Thu, 03/13/2008 - 00:16.
The exciting conclusion! Our two "retired circus midgets" are outed as the runaway children they actually are, and leave for Florida with an unwanted and rather sinister travelling companion. At the airport things really start to go south. But will our heroes? [Again, certain elements may not be suitable for younger readers and PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED...]
THE FLYING BABALOOSKIS
~~ A Fantasy of Freedom ~~
by LAIKA PUPKINO
PART 3 ~ THE DEVIL WORE TRAINING PANTS
Submitted by Laika on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 18:56.
Mr. and Mrs. Babalooskis---children disguised as retired European circus midgets---meet the neighbors and are thrown a housewarming party that gets a bit out of hand. While this was written as a work of Juvenile Fiction, PART II's depiction of irresponsible lowlife behavior, drug use (far from glamorized), and underage drinking (semi-accidental) may not be suitable for some kids. PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED...
THE FLYING BABALOOSKIS
~~ A Fantasy of Revelry Run Riot ~~
by LAIKA PUPKINO
PART TWO: HAPPY MIDNIGHT
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Submitted by Laika on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 11:05.
Nine year old O.Z. and his best friend Jade find some money and run away from home together. When they discover that they risk being apprehended by adult authorities at every turn, they adopt some rather audacious disguises. And then things get really weird...
THE FLYING BABALOOSKIS
~~ A Fantasy of Sudden Wealth ~~
by LAIKA PUPKINO
PART ONE: TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN
Submitted by Laika on Thu, 02/28/2008 - 21:13.
Nick, a brain-damaged man residing in an Assisted Living Facility has a battle of wits with The Smartest Man In The World, with unexpected results. Rated MATURE, mostly for one rather spectacular instance of profanity...
HOW THEY MADE THOSE TURKEYS RUN
by Laika Pupkino
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