Laika Pupkino

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#47: They changed the password on here again + again i've figured it out. And They call themselves geniuses! i don't know what this stuff is but my skin, my flesh my whole body is so sensitive i feels like one big nipple, even my HAIR has feeling i swear. And from the sounds i hear coming from the others may or might not be human up + down the tunnel i know i could have it worse.

The War of Inclusiveness

 

THE WAR OF INCLUSIVENESS
A Future Fable by Laika Pupkino
 
MINUTES OF MINDJACK #1:
HUMANITY COMES OF AGE
 
We killed off the last of those stupid religious people. Removed their force of blindness from this Earth. They were the last real impediment to human progress, the last stronghold of deliberate ignorance, what they called faith. Our faith was in what could be measured. And what we believed in was humanity. Us. People.

My Report on the 60's

MY REPORT ON THE SIXTIES          by Ronnie D              Room 25

In the 1960's cute blonde girls wore bodypaint and danced the frug to jazzy go-go music played by  studio hamfats. Everyone lived behind big panels painted with all flowers and wavy lines, opening trapdoors to say funny things like "Sock it to me." Nazi war criminals hid in the bushes. When you liked a girl you said "Wanna bite my Walnetto?" and then she hit you with her purse. There was a war or something, and some riots, and some people got shot, but everybody liked it when the fat man in the raincoat rode his tricycle and fell over.

she ate screaming yellow zonkers

I posted this once but chickened out and deleted it. Here it is again. A heartwarming story about family values. Manson Family, that is...

 
SHE ATE SCREAMING YELLOW ZONKERS
by Laika Pupkino
 
 
YOU EVER SKINNED ANYONE ALIVE? IT'S REALLY COOL, THEY'RE LIKE ALL SCREAMING AND SHIT, BUT I DON'T THINK A PERSON COULD DO IT ALONE, NOT WITH THEM STILL ALIVE ANYWAY. AND THEIR SKIN...

Savage Vaudeville

 Savage Vaudeville

1989, 2009 by Laika Pupkino.

      This is some kind of vaudeville, or else it's magic, or maybe it's the day that the dead hobbled all gimpety-gimp down the wide boulevard sidewalks. Something... 

      This is the story of Shellie Marie Sandoval, who in her nearly twenty-one years of life had never laid eyes on an uncircumsized penis.
 
      Penis, penis, penis...

Worth A Picture

 

I'm not very good at math, but if one picture is worth 1000 words,
then these ten 100 word stories must be
 
 
WORTH A PICTURE
 
 
Laika Pupkino ~~~ 2009
 

Dr. Sleepypuppy

It's December 1985. Jack Nemo has had no sleep for several nights in a row. It has been one weird interruption after another for this elderly homeless fellow. Terribly fatigued, he boards a city bus, simply hoping to catch a few z's out of the rain. But little does he realize that this bus---and existence as he knows it---are about to take a sudden detour into a chaotic realm of unrelenting strangeness, presided over by the chthonic entity known as...

 
  
Dr. Sleepypuppy
 
by  Laika  Pupkino
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Sylvia Plath's "The Outhouse In Winter"

 Sylvia Plath's The Outhouse In Winter.

===A POEM===
 Laika Pupkino ~~~ 2009.
 

The Sleep of Reason

The Sleep of Reason Produces Marshmallows

Three Dream Transcripts

Too Much of a Goodyear Thing ~ Part 3

THE EXCITING CONCLUSION!!

A beleaguered sexual minority leads a high tech revolt against the evil Bruno's dictatorship. Will Tommy ever find his way back to reality? Or is THIS reality? Is FRFS (False Running Fantasy Syndrome) a legitimate diagnosis or merely a pop-psych fad? Is our dear Rosalie a true revolutionist or a double agent? Wow, is that a jetpack?! And what's John Williams doing with his Willie Johnson hanging out? It's all just...

 
TOO MUCH OF A GOODYEAR THING
 
by Laika Pupkino
 
  PART 3:  BLOWS AGAINST THE EMPIRE

Too Much of a Goodyear Thing ~ Part 2

While this story is intended as humorous some may find 

Too Much of a Goodyear Thing ~ Part 1

WARNING: While this story is intended as humorous some may find its coarse language & raunchy situations offensive...

Happily Ever After?

A wicked and decadent sequel to the Cinderella story...

 
 Happily Ever After?
 
Fractious Fairy Tale
.
 by Laika Pupkino
 

A Clockwork Fruit

In the brave new world of tomorrow everyone is normal. But Timothy Roberts has a terrible secret. Despite being a product of the same genetic engineering and mind control implants as everyone else, and despite the government's insistance that mental aberrations like homosexuality and gender conflict are a thing of the past, he has known since adolescence that he's gay. He lives a life of deeply closeted desperation, haunted by the fear that he might be the last homosexual on Earth...

a clockwork fruit
 
by laika pupkino
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An X Is A Kiss But Not...

And Lo, the traveller came at last to the sky's edge. He put down his staff + poked his head thru the fabric of space, beholding the mighty clockwork of the cosmos, the great turning gears, the merry go round and the ferris wheel. He smelled the heavenly corndogs and heard the calliope music. And he said, "Hey wait for me you guys!"

 
An X is a KISS
 
but NOT when
 
playing SCRABBLE
 
by  LAIKA PUPKINO
 

Happy Gets Squashed

A fantasy adventure set in a strange indoor universe, inhabited by puppets, which is told in the form of a child's book report that keeps wandering off the topic...

HAPPY GETS SQUASHED
 
by Laika Pupkino
 
 

Songs of Innocence & Experience

TWO TALES OF AMERICAN BOYHOOD... 

 Songs of Innocence and Experience 
 
by   LAIKA PUPKINO
 

Flesh

The disappearance of a local high school girl has been on the news for several days now. A compact disk arrives at the police station relating a grotesque and utterly unbelievable tale. Is it the product of a deranged imagination or a factual account of an all-too-real horror lying just outside of our known reality?

 

FLESH

 
by Laika Pupkino
 

Wish I Was Here

   WISH I WAS HERE  

    SIX SONGS     
By  LAIKA PUPKINO 
 
(One of these tunes contains rather graphic language and is NOT suitable for children) 

3 From Castle Mysterii

 Just a dumb little tourist trap I went to a few times as a kid...

So why do I keep having nightmares about it? 

 
CASTLE MYSTERII: 
An Introduction to a Modern Myth
3 Documents From the Castle Mysterii Universe
The first piece House of Mystery is 
by DAVID BARKER
It is the basis for the entire CM universe. The boxed
"biographical segment" & everything that follows is 
by LAIKA PUPKINO
  

The Killing Fields

THE KILLING FIELDS  

AN ORAL HISTORY

as told to LAIKA PUPKINO

Plaint #9 from Other Space

PLAINT #9 FROM OTHER SPACE

 April 1, 2008
 
YOUR ATTENTION:
 
We the inhabitants of the higher dimensional continua have become increasingly annoyed at the manner in which what you call "other dimensions" are being portrayed in your world. We are by nature tolerant and easy-going, but we've just about had enough! 

Vince Vega in Vita-Vision

A story told in the form of an article about the old Humphrey Bogart movie that PULP FICTION was based on...

 
VINCE VEGA IN VITA-VISION
 
by Laika Pupkino
 

The Flying Babalooskis ~ Part 3

The exciting conclusion! Our two "retired circus midgets" are outed as the runaway children they actually are, and leave for Florida with an unwanted and rather sinister travelling companion. At the airport things really start to go south. But will our heroes? [Again, certain elements may not be suitable for younger readers and PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED...]

The Flying Babalooskis

"Once we're big shot movie-star circus dwarfs we can confuse everybody!"

The Flying Babalooskis

~~ A Fantasy of Three Parts ~~

 by Laika Pupkino

The Flying Babalooskis ~ Part 2

Mr. and Mrs. Babalooskis---children disguised as retired European circus midgets---meet the neighbors and are thrown a housewarming party that gets a bit out of hand. While this was written as a work of Juvenile Fiction, PART II's depiction of irresponsible lowlife behavior, drug use (far from glamorized), and underage drinking (semi-accidental) may not be suitable for some kids. PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED...

 
THE FLYING BABALOOSKIS
~~ A Fantasy of Revelry Run Riot ~~
by  LAIKA PUPKINO
PART TWO: HAPPY MIDNIGHT
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The Flying Babalooskis ~ Part 1

Nine year old O.Z. and his best friend Jade find some money and run away from home together. When they discover that they risk being apprehended by adult authorities at every turn, they adopt some rather audacious disguises. And then things get really weird...

 
THE FLYING BABALOOSKIS
~~ A Fantasy of Sudden Wealth ~~
by  LAIKA PUPKINO
 
PART ONE: TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN
 

Heaven & Heaven & Hell & Hell & Hell

HEAVEN AND HEAVEN AND

HELL AND HELL AND HELL

by LAIKA PUPKINO
 
A collection of very short stories with religious themes that
takes us from the Dawn of Time to The End of Days...

 

How They Made Those Turkeys Run

Nick, a brain-damaged man residing in an Assisted Living Facility has a battle of wits with The Smartest Man In The World, with unexpected results. Rated MATURE, mostly for one rather spectacular instance of profanity...

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