Anonymous Potato Paragraph

"When my mother made mashed potatoes they poured out clean and fluffy from the box. And she was scared when she made mashed potatoes, but not as scared as she would have been if she had made them from real potatoes. Real potatoes are covered with dirt; they're filthy, disgusting, unsanitary; And then you put them in a drawer and contemplate other things for a month or so, and when you come back they're pale hairy terrifying monsters that are trying to crawl out of your pantry and into your bed. So it's better to stay with UNCLE BEN'S INSTANT POTATOES. Safe, avuncular, always come out the same, and will never appear in your nightmares..."

      ~Author unknown. Clipped from a magazine apparently, found today as I was going thru

and cleaning out my collage material. Liked it & decided to share it is all...

Thankyewvurrymuch, LAIKA

Are you sure?

Are you sure you didn't write that? It sounds like you.

LOL.

Hugs,
Erin

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